Something useful

...but maybe a student of logical relationships would have been nice.

Sean "Diddy (or whatever name he's chosen this week)" Combs has a new men's fragrance out...

Musician, fashion designer, actor, and dad, Sean "Diddy" Combs is a man of many monikers—and many talents. From music videos to raising millions for charity to his fashion line, Sean John, Combs believes that life without passion is unforgivable. His new signature scent, aptly named Unforgivable, bottles this passion for life.

Errr... wait. Stay with me here.

Combs believes that "life without passion" = "unforgiveable."

The inverse corollary of this is that "unforgiveable" = "life without passion."

Thus, Combs' new cologne celebrates a rather dull existence.

Diddy, good sir, by your logic you may just as well have named your cologne "sex life of an accountant" or even "I watch Touched by An Angel on the TIVO on Friday nights."

Gosh, where do I buy this stuff?

And, yes, like all of you, I hope this will be one of the few times I waste whitespace on Mr. Combs. Diddy. Sean John. P. Whatever.

THERE WILL BE NO MAJOR AWARD

You know, since this life is all there is, and actor Darren McGavin has left it.

Mr. McGavin will be fondly remembered annually in the WWR household, as we gather around the television every December to watch "A Christmas Story." And as the grow older, they'll do exactly what I did when my father wanted to watch "It's a Wonderful Life." They'll go hide in their room or maybe call up their friends, failing to realize that, at some point, they will pick their own Christmas movie tradition and torture their family with it.

It's the Circle of Life.